Super Duper Mario Bros Part 4
*Inside Booker's house*
Booker: So what do you want me to do about Mario's...ahem...problem?
Luigi: Either make him normal size(preferably) OR make it so he can get up no matter how fat he gets!
Mario: I choose 2nd option!
Luigi: Oh really? Well I choose the 1st one!
Booker: Hmmm...let's do a coin toss to see what happens. Luigi which side do you pick?
Mario: Then I guess I'll take heads!
Booker: Ok, I'm gonna toss it...*tosses coin and it lands in his paw, he closes his paw* when I open my paw we will know! *opens paw* Oh...It's the heads of tails of heads!
Luigi: YAY! IT'S TAILS!
Mario: DANG IT!
Luigi: IN YOUR FACE MARIO!
Booker: Well I'm going to go make up the spell. *leaves*
Luigi: So now what?
Mario: Well I'm hungry so I'm gonna go find something to eat...*gets up out of wagon and waddles over to the phone* *dials pizza place number* Hi. I'd like to place an order for 20 large pizzas and 10 bottles of 20 oz sodas please! Who are they for? Well that'
Super Duper Mario Bros Part 3
*On the way to Booker's place*
Luigi: Ugh...I can't believe I have to pull you in a wagon!!!!!
Mario: Well sorry!
Mario: *pats belly* So when are we gonna be at Booker's place?
Luigi: 2 hours....
Luigi: *imitating Mario's voice* Well sorry!
Luigi: In the meantime, how about we stop and have lunch?
Luigi: Ok. *pulls the wagon to a halt and takes out sandwiches* Here Mario! *gives him sandwich*
Mario: Thanks Luigi! *eats it and belly gets bigger*
Luigi: Great! Your fatter! How am I supposed to pull a 200 lb plumber in a wagon???
Mario: I'm not 200 lbs! More like 250 lbs.
Luigi: Ok *eats sandwich* Now lets'a go back on the road!
Mario: Ok...*gets back in wagon*
Luigi: Ugh...here we go again! *starts pulling wagon*
*meanwhile at Bowser's castle dungeon*
Peach: *stomach growls* Oooohhh...So hungry! Why hasn't Bowser brought me any food yet?
Super Duper Mario Bros Part 2
Outside the Mushroom Kingdom...
Mario: Sooo...*stomach growls*
Luigi: You hungry?
Mario: Yeah...I want a Mushroom or maybe a cake...
Luigi: Well I have a Mushroom right here! *gives it to him*
Mario: Thanks Luigi! *eats it* !
Luigi: Ok...now lets go...
*Meanwhile at Bowsers castle*
Bowser: Mario will never find you Peach! Then you will marry me forever!!!!
Peach: Fat chance.
Bowser: YOU DARE MOCK ME?! GUARDS! TO THE DUNGEON WITH HER!
Guards: Yes Lord Bowser. *takes her away*
Peach: YOU WILL REGRET THIS! MARIO WILL COME FOR YOU! YOU'LL SEE!
Bowser: Now...where's my pizza?
*back in the Mushroom Kingdom somewhere after Mario and Luigi had walked for over 2 hours*
Mario: *stomach growls* I'M HUNGRY!
Luigi: Ok well what do you want?
Luigi: Well I don't have cake!
Luigi: BUT maybe Daisy does!
Luigi: Yeah...lets'a go!
*at Daisy's castle*
Luigi: *knocks on door*
Daisy: *answers door* LUIGI!
Super Duper Mario Bros Part 1
It was another beautiful day in the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario and Luigi were relaxing on the couch with some ice cream.
Mario: * * Ahhhh that's a-good ice cream!
Luigi: * 's too* Yeah!
Mario: Luigi could you answer that?
Luigi: Why can't you do it?
Luigi: Fine! *answers phone* Hello?
Yoshi: YOSHI YOSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!! Translation: LUIGI HELP! THE PRINCESS HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY BOWSER! (AGAIN)
Luigi: OH NO!
Yoshi: YOSHI! Translation: Your tellin' me! Where's Mario????
Luigi: Hes...uhhh...taking a shower?
Yoshi: YOSHI!!!! Translation: Since when does he EVER take a shower?????
Luigi: Good point.
Yoshi: YOSHI! YOSHI! Translation: JUST GET MARIO AND COME TO PEACH'S CASTLE!!!!
Mario: Who was that?
Mario: And he wanted what???
Luigi: Peach has been kidnapped AGAIN by Bowser....
Mario: *jumps up from the couch* OH NO! This is verrrrrrrrrrry bad!
Luigi: Ya think?